1)What starts with a p and ends with a E and has a thousand letters?
2)How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
3)Q: A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The manâ€™s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, â€œI canâ€™t operate on you. Youâ€™re my son.â€
How is that possible?
4)What is the longest word in the dictionary?
5)Â What can you catch but not throw?
6)A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
7)The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the jam.
Billy Smith: â€œI was outside playing basketball.â€
The Maid: â€œI was dusting the corners of the house.â€
Chef: â€œI was starting to make lunch for later.â€
Who is lying?
The BOFF is back in WTPA and there are going to be more activities than 2014. I don’t think a few of you remember what the BOFF stands for but I’ll just remind you. The BOFF stands for the The Book Blow Out Festival. If you don’t remember what it’s for, then it is basically a book festival held annually for a week.
A very long time ago there was a lion named Heydaar.Â He really cared for his friends. On a regular basis he will go and get some food for his friends with he older animals, whilst the babies stayed at home. Heydaar and hisÂ friends were able to collect a lot of food for everyone.
On an ordinary sunny day a lion named Kaiyaar was spying on Heydaar’s friends. Heydaar noticed that cruelÂ eyes were looking right at him but he ignoredÂ it. The next day Kaiyaar arrived at Heydaar’s jungle saying sheÂ has noÂ where to live. Heydaar with his kind heart let her stay, heÂ did not recognize her eyes.
The followingÂ day Heydaar left the babies withÂ Kaiyaar, whilstÂ he went to fetch some more notorious food.
When he returned, the food has disappeared.The babies explained that she has taken the food and ran away. Heydaar said “it’s okay, let’s have the food that I haveÂ bought now.”
After two weeks Kaiyaar returned saying she was starving. “Where have you been?” Heydaar asked. She hesitated. “Umm… I tried to live by myself but I couldn’t so I came here to ask if you can give me some food. Heydaar said “We all trusted you and thought you really needed help but you let us down. You can not have any of our food.”Â Â Kaiyaar walked back in shame.
I hope you enjoyed reading my story. It will be great to get some feedback.
In order to have a safer internet if you sign up to a online game make sure you get your parents approval. The reason for this is because if you sign up to a inappropriate things it could affect your life. Also do not meet any strangers because you do not know them and they can do Â anything to you. One very important rule linking to this is never meet anyone online only meet them if you know them.
If I was to improve the internet I would stop scams and adverts popping up on it. Remember, if anything inappropriate pops up on your laptop, PC etc do not click on it just press the red “x” indicated on the top right and immediately tell an adult. Try to take off all virus’s as they could be inappropriate.Â
One Royal day there was a royal king calledÂ George III.He was a decent king and Â everybody liked him and his wife Charlotte of Meckenburg-Strilez. He was alsoÂ protecting Great Britain from the evil,Noxious French generalÂ Napoleon who wants to defeat the Georgians and conqueror England and Great Britain.George III was disgraced that Napoleon was coming to Waterloo in England to battle and also win the throne of England.George III had asked his men to call parliament to decide if George III could send an envoy to Napoleon all the way in France to England to also say that Â we are going to battle in Waterloo to just agree if Napoleon does not come.George III had also wanted to take revenge on another of Napoleon’s attacks when Napoleon had killed George III’s father and grandfather Frederick,Prince of Wales and George II.He wanted Sworn revenge Â that Napoleon’s father Charles IX of France Â and George had also send an envoy to also battle with his as well as Napoleon of France. George III Â had started to say about having the whole of Napoleon’s Â men to fight and defeat him.
Back in France Napoleon and Charles IX were getting ready for theÂ out-comingÂ journey to England and defeat George III and his army of men.Even George III Â was Â getting ready to battle and station themselves to defeat Napoleon and Charles IX’s army. Charles IX also wanted to kill George III.Now Napoleon and Charles IX’s army had already set of to England. By now Charles Ix and Napoleon had already reached Waterloo and Napoleon had say we meet again George III ATTACK! ATTACK! said George III ATTACK! said Charles IX. Charles IX and had defeated him. Napleon was so became crestfallen about Charles IX and had withdrew and was beheaded.George III had said victory is ours! and George III and Charlotte of Meckenburg-strilez lived happyly ever after.
In Sydney Australia, there is a girl called Katarina . She loves to wonder around and discover new things, until everything changed. On one Monday morning, Katarina decided to that she’ll wonder around in the forest.
Suddenly, she saw a castle, an abandoned one though, whilst she was entering the unwelcoming looking castle, she had to mentally prepare herself for what she might be seeing in there. Katarina entered the castle and realised that all the door were closed except Â from one. When she was walking in the gloomy room, she noticed that there was test tubes filled with different colours, when she turned around, she sensed an abnormal aura. A voice occurred ”Ahh… I’ve been expecting you…”
Katarina’s body was paralised with fear, the strong pugent smell stung her sensitive nose. A floating bucket filled with liquid nitrogen was coming towards her at top speed, as she ducked her hair touched the bucket, sooner or later the liquid Â nitrogen was pouring on to her.Then she disappeared into thin air.
Suddenly she reappeared at a rather jubilant and optimistic place, she looked around and behind her was a huge banner written on it was ‘2125 fashion show is today’ Katarina exclaimed ‘I’m in the future!!!’. The girl started to panic and started to hyperventilate. She sat down and thought Â to herself ‘I need to get out of here, who knows what will happen here. Maybe if I re-do everything I did before, I might be able to get back home’ ”Hey you! Whats up with the ‘2015’ clothes’ as the passionate teenage girl raised one eye-brow up, she carried on ‘I mean, YOU have bad taste with fashion I guess when people were giving out luck, you weren’t at the front! Hmph!’ She flicks her long dark brown hair and walks away.
To be continued..
Let me know what I should improve on and what I should carry on using in my story writing. Also, let me know what should happen next, rememeber it doesn’t have to be to logical. Bye.
The year 5 learning zone is huge withÂ 30 latops and ipads. The year 5 learning zone has a bridge with books to read and to work on. The yellow roomÂ is forÂ focus groups and blogging. There areÂ 6 iMac’s. To work on. You can do blogging. You can do the wake up and think right by the main stage. They change everyday. They are a lot harder. You can to blogging on the ipads.rub The ipads are touchscreen. like an iPhone. The ipads are sometimes easy to control because of auto correct. It makes the word your trying to spell with a incorrect word. To fix it you need to take away the word that made your sentence incorrect. Then you can continue the word you’re trying to spell. you can do work on the computers and ipads and imacs. You can do blog on the iMacs and iPads.